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The F & F Medicare Quiz. If you can crack this one, you are through to Med School.
The benchmark or cut-off for applicants is inevitably my score-sheet, which is obviously 100% . Mail in your answers to get your scores.
1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?
a. On the floor shift knob.
b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch
c. Next to the horn.

2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it.. For what was it used?
a. Capture lightning bugs.
b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing.
c. Large salt shaker.

3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?
a. Cows got cold and wouldn’t produce milk.
b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled.
c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.

4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?
a. Blackjack
b. Gin
c. Craps

5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during WW II.
a. Suntan
b. Leg painting
c. Wearing slacks

6. What postwar car turned automotive design on
its ear when you couldn’t tell whether it was com ing or going?
a. Studebaker
b. Nash Metro
c. Tucker

7. Which was a popular candy when you were a
kid?
a . Strips of dried peanut butter.
b. Chocolate licorice bars.
c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar
water inside.

8. How was Butch wax used?
a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood
up.
b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing.
c On the wheels of roller skates to prevent
rust.

9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your
roller skates attached to your shoes?
a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key.
b. Woven straps that crossed the foot.
c. Long pieces of twine.

10. As a kid, what was considered the best way
to reach a decision?
a. Consider all the facts.
b. Ask Mom.
c. Eeny-meeny-miney-MO.

11. What was the most dreaded disease in the
1940s and 1950s?
a. Smallpox
b. AIDS
c… Polio

12. ‘I’ll be down to get you in a ________,
Honey’
a. SUV
b. Taxi
c. Streetcar

13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy’s
pony?
a. Old Blue
b. Paint
c Macaroni

14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?
a. Part of the game of hide and seek.
b. What you did when your Mom called you in to
do chores.
c. Hiding under your desk, and covering your
head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.

15 . What was the name of the Indian
Princess in theHowdy Doody Show?
a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring
b. Princess Sacajawea
c Princess Moonshadow

16. What did all the really savvy students do
when mimeographed tests were handed out in school?
a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this
was believed to get you high.
b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail
theirs out the window.
c. Wrote another pupil’s name on the top, to
avoid their failure.

17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave
Green Stamps with purchases?
a.. To keep you out of mischief by licking the
backs, which tasted like bubble gum.
b. They could be put in special books and
redeemed for various household items.
c. They were given to the kids to be used as
stick-on tattoos.

18. Praise the Lord , & pass the _________?
a.. Meatballs
b. Dames
c. Ammunition

19. What was the name of the singing group that
made the song ‘Cabdriver’ a hit?
a. The Ink Spots
b. The Supremes
c. The Esquires

20. Who left his heart in San Francisco ?
a. Tony Bennett
b. Xavier Cugat
c. George Gershwin

The F & F Medicare Quiz. If you can crack this one, you are through to Med School.
The benchmark or cut-off for applicants is inevitably my score-sheet, which is obviously 100% . Mail in your answers to get your scores.
1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?
a. On the floor shift knob.
b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch
c. Next to the horn.

2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it.. For what was it used?
a. Capture lightning bugs.
b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing.
c. Large salt shaker.

3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?
a. Cows got cold and wouldn’t produce milk.
b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled.
c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.

4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?
a. Blackjack
b. Gin
c. Craps

5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during WW II.
a. Suntan
b. Leg painting
c. Wearing slacks

6. What postwar car turned automotive design on
its ear when you couldn’t tell whether it was com ing or going?
a. Studebaker
b. Nash Metro
c. Tucker

7. Which was a popular candy when you were a
kid?
a . Strips of dried peanut butter.
b. Chocolate licorice bars.
c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar
water inside.

8. How was Butch wax used?
a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood
up.
b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing.
c On the wheels of roller skates to prevent
rust.

9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your
roller skates attached to your shoes?
a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key.
b. Woven straps that crossed the foot.
c. Long pieces of twine.

10. As a kid, what was considered the best way
to reach a decision?
a. Consider all the facts.
b. Ask Mom.
c. Eeny-meeny-miney-MO.

11. What was the most dreaded disease in the
1940s and 1950s?
a. Smallpox
b. AIDS
c… Polio

12. ‘I’ll be down to get you in a ________,
Honey’
a. SUV
b. Taxi
c. Streetcar

13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy’s
pony?
a. Old Blue
b. Paint
c Macaroni

14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?
a. Part of the game of hide and seek.
b. What you did when your Mom called you in to
do chores.
c. Hiding under your desk, and covering your
head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.

15 . What was the name of the Indian
Princess in theHowdy Doody Show?
a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring
b. Princess Sacajawea
c Princess Moonshadow

16. What did all the really savvy students do
when mimeographed tests were handed out in school?
a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this
was believed to get you high.
b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail
theirs out the window.
c. Wrote another pupil’s name on the top, to
avoid their failure.

17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave
Green Stamps with purchases?
a.. To keep you out of mischief by licking the
backs, which tasted like bubble gum.
b. They could be put in special books and
redeemed for various household items.
c. They were given to the kids to be used as
stick-on tattoos.

18. Praise the Lord , & pass the _________?
a.. Meatballs
b. Dames
c. Ammunition

19. What was the name of the singing group that
made the song ‘Cabdriver’ a hit?
a. The Ink Spots
b. The Supremes
c. The Esquires

20. Who left his heart in San Francisco ?
a. Tony Bennett
b. Xavier Cugat
c. George Gershwin

Tom Cruise:Your wife called last night. She said “Come over love. No one’s home.”

David Beckham:*Smiles* (like a gentleman)

Tom Cruise: I rushed immediately.

David Beckham: And?

Tom Cruise:She aint a liar for sure. No one was home.

David Beckham:Thank God Harry Redknapp aint around mate. I hate hanging around with Tom, Dick and Harry. 3’s a crowd anyway.Such a pain in the arse you know mate.

Tom Cruise: Thats hard. You know the difference between hard and light?

David Beckham: Nay

Tom Cruise: You can sleep with the light on.

David Beckham: So we are finally starring together for that blockbuster sequel of yours.

Tom Cruise: Hush Hush!! Its a secret……

Click Image to Find out what movie Tom and Dave Beckham star together.

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Here’s celebrating and paying homage to one of the greatest gems in World Music and Jamaica’s very own son, Rastafarian and ambassador of peace, Bob Marley on his 30th Death Anniversary. You will live on in our hearts.
Respect & Peace.

An un-released song unheard by many. Here’s our preview.Click if you are a true Blue Rastafarian.

Fat Bob used to be fat, obviously, hence the name Fat Bob. He was then introduced to Cell Tech by a wise guy. Fat Bob got results, real fast. He is now called Mammoth Bob by his friends.

Why push your luck? Use safe supplements. Click the pic to look at Bob, now.about the pic

I remember a popular Bon Jovi hum…

“Vikki works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings home her pay
For love, mmm, for love”

I changed the lyrics a little bit to suit our pretty Vince or should I say Victoria, ok I’ll stick to Vince. I guess the love really took a toll on her. Now they really are 2 souls and a single body.So now Vikki works the diner all day and she cant complain when Vince splurges pay all the way.

Victoria dint quite anticipate these results when she went for her supplements.Really strange the wonders that unprescribed supplements can do for you.Why push your luck?

Use Safe Supplements.Click on the image.Get Jack3d for FREE.
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Looking for the easy way out to convince selectors of your athletic prowess?  1) Buy this T-shirt below and wear it for guaranteed instant results.

OR

Click on the picture below to let your physique do the talking. about the pic

In a latest development in the early hours of the day today, a teenaged girl was arrested for alleged indecent exposure and flashing at under-age kids who were enjoying a game of football. Later she was believed to have run away with the kids’ football to instigate them further. The girl was then escorted away by the city police for reprimand amidst heated protests. She was dressed in just a pair of shorts exposing her bare, developing, upper torso.

However it was later revealed that the Police department was in for a rude shock when the girl under arrest was identified as none other than Teen Sensation, Justin Bieber. The City Police and the group of boys at the beach have reportedly apologized for the goof-up. A city based dramatics association has been deeply moved by the pain of the child star and has voluntarily donated a few of their props including fake beard and moustache to the teenstar, so that he may be mistaken for a man in his disguise the next time.
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Bieber is reported to have joined a training program to gain muscles and beef his body post this incident. Click on the pic to find out.

What Google thinks of Justin Bieber?

Posted: May 10, 2011 in Fun

He is 16, going on 17 and the last thing that Google thinks is that Superstar Celeb Justin Bieber is a virgin. They surely rate his chances of being gay and a girl-child above his chances of being a virgin. Sure is a great set of character attributes to define a personality. Im just a mere mortal. Love Google and this is how they repay YOUR LOVE BACK.

Dont be afraid of sweat. Make muscle your best friend. Be a man, not a Bieber.Click on the pic to “Open your Sesame to Manhood”about the pic

Maria Shriver has revealed that as if 1 Arnold Schwarzanegger and his woes were not enough, she had to put up with at least 12 different personalities of Arnold all conflicting with each other for dominance. Arnold was diagnosed with Multiple Personality Disorder and he has terrorized neighbours and close friends with his changing personalities(from the lonely Rastafarian to Conan) and their mannerisms, keeping people guessing every time he was sighted as to who they would be confronting. Doctors have finally claimed to have assimilated the collection of all the personalities residing in Arnold Schwarzanegger.(Click each pic to get an exclusive entry into Arnold’s personalities)

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Ok I really think he crossed the line with Mr.Freeze. I can very well imagine the horror and trauma of Maria Shriver at coming home from a busy day to find Mr.Freeze on the couch puffing away on a Grass joint.

Maria did take an awfully long time to realize that Pumping Iron was not the only pumping happening at Gold Gym. Apparently ”Legs” seemed to be the word for this work-out party.Guv, you sure seem to be spreading the word well. (Click the pic to spread the word with Arnold)

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