Thought provoking Funny Diet Quotes

Posted: May 2, 2011 in Fun

quotes

  • Oh! that this too solid flesh would melt.  William Shakespeare
  • Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Alexander Woollcott
  • Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a 90 ft Redwood.  Erma Bombeck
  • All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.  John Gunther
  • Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.  Voltaire
  • Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
  • We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. Epicurus
  • The more you eat, the less flavour; the less you eat, the more flavour.  Chinese Proverb
  • Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat.  Jim Davis
  • Fish, to taste right, must swim three times – in water, in butter, and in wine.  Polish Proverb
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